Biden Token Plummets 99%: Who Profited from the LAPTOP Meme Coin?

In Crypto Regulations
September 12, 2026

Biden Token Plummets 99%: Who Profited from the LAPTOP Meme Coin?

This week’s “Deconstruction” focuses on the widespread adoption of digital currencies in the MENA region, infrastructure vulnerabilities in crypto projects, manipulation of the LAPTOP token, and the development of the tokenized assets market.

MENA’s Shift to Alternative Finance

In the Middle East and North Africa, cryptocurrencies are rapidly becoming the norm due to macroeconomic pressures. Amidst economic stress, the entire region is transitioning to an alternative financial system.

Two models have emerged: in countries with depreciating currencies like Turkey and Iran, people are turning to crypto due to fiat devaluation and financial isolation, while in jurisdictions with clear regulations like the UAE, digital assets have become a standard means for everyday transactions.

Infrastructure Perimeter Attacks

Three recent cybersecurity incidents share a common theme: attackers target weak links rather than direct targets.

The largest hack of the Liquid Network in the Bitcoin ecosystem, amounting to $320 million, occurred through a cache mechanism added by developers; a phishing attack on Trezor clients was executed via a third-party email provider whose messages bypassed all authenticity checks; a vulnerability in managing half of the entire USDT issuance was found in an administrative multisig, not in the stablecoin’s main protocol.

LAPTOP Token Manipulation

The PolitiFi sector has fully transitioned from a niche trend to a tool for monetizing political scandals. This was demonstrated by the launch of the LAPTOP token, which resulted in losses for 80% of retail traders.

The most notable aspect of this situation is the behavior of centralized exchanges. Ignoring obvious risks and questionable tokenomics, CEX platforms launched marketing tournaments. In pursuit of trading volumes and fees, they effectively funneled retail capital into a manipulative tool while market makers and new whale wallets dumped millions of tokens.

RWA and Programmable Finance

Tokenization is gradually evolving from merely issuing an asset on a blockchain. Amid new SWIFT pilots in Singapore and Demat 2.0 corporate bonds in India, a different picture emerges: the financial asset itself becomes a token, settlement funds take a digital form (CBDC), and blockchain serves as the infrastructure linking issuance, transfer, and settlement.

The main purpose of this shift is not just transferring assets to the blockchain but enabling liquidity movement between countries and legal entities, making financial markets faster, programmable, and accessible 24/7 outside of banking hours.

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Steven M. Crimmins is a cryptocurrency strategist and freelance writer who has followed the blockchain industry since Bitcoin’s early days. Known for his sharp analysis of altcoins and trading strategies, Steven provides Satoshi News Africa readers with market-focused content grounded in research. He is especially interested in how African traders are adopting crypto as an alternative to traditional markets. Steven is also a podcast host, where he discusses emerging technologies and investment trends.